EXECUTIVE DECISION (1996)

EXECUTIVE DECISION

Directed by Stuart Baird

Written by Jim & John Thomas

Starring Steven Seagal, Kurt Russell, Halle Berry

Seagal Kill Count: 8

Best Line: “YOU WILL." 

THE PLOT:

Doesn't matter.

WHY IT'S THE BEST MOVIE EVER

It's not, Seagal dies.

THE VERDICT:

0/10

OTHER INTERESTING NOTES:

Rumor has it Seagal had a parachute on and sailed down onto a battleship and successfully posed as a cook named Casey Ryback, making this the prequel to Under Siege, which totally does make sense if you think about it.